What’s bigger than global warming?

What’s bigger than global warming? You guessed it, drunken pachyderms!

“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them” says Paris Hilton, future Nobel Peace Prize nominee.

MSN TV News.

UPDATE: AP has now retracted the story. I am leaving it as a idea for anyone seeking next years Nobel!

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