He slipped on a bar of soap!

When asked about how a former Russian spy got a black eye, in addition to heavy metal poisoning, a senior Kremlin official said “He slipped on a bar of soap.”

According to the senior Kremlin official “I said, Frank, I mean comrade, watch out for that bar of soap. Watch out for that bar of soap comrade.” The senior Kremlin official added “he must have hit his eye on my fist when I tried to catch him.”

There was no comment on the heavy metal poisoning. And you thought the cold war was over.

Condition of Poisoned Russian Ex-Spy Worsens.

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