This would have made a great Monty Python sketch.

Officer: Uh, dispatch?
Dispatch: Go ahead.
Officer: About that mugger we were chasing…
Dispatch: Go ahead.
Officer: Well…you see what happened was…well…
Dispatch: Go ahead.
Officer: Well, the Chief is never going to believe this, but what happened is…well…
Dispatch: Go ahead.
Officer: Tigers.
Dispatch: Go ahead?
Officer: Tigers. You see what happened was…well…tigers got him.
Dispatch: …Tigers?…
Officer: That’s right. Tigers.
Dispatch: …I’ll get the Chief.

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